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"His job was to take pictures. My job was to get rid of the bad guys."
You probably heard a lot of companies urging you to buy their tortilla chips or a new car to get ready for the Big Game . They can't say which big game they're referring to, but they hope you'll figure it out. After seeing all the arguments about the halftime show and also arguments about the alternative halftime show, instead of "Big Game," perhaps we could settle on calling it the Bickering About Politics Bowl (patent pending). But this week, an exhibit is opening at the U
2 days ago2 min read


Pizza dust is among the finest varieties of dust
"Everyone's arguing about politics!" the leadership of the Nexo Dallas Open exclaimed. "We could all use something to eat."
5 days ago2 min read


Rockford's fee will have to skyrocket to $1,300 a day... plus expenses
An associate sent me a text today alerting me the Rockford Files was being rebooted. Sure, this was a show that had wrapped up before I was born, but it still plays an active role in my life.
Jan 152 min read


An unreasonably detailed analysis of Wordle
As I plot the next season of the iconic Texas Correspondent podcast (also available on Apple and Spotify!), I've given myself time to contemplate the biggest issues facing humanity today.
Jan 92 min read


Look to the salsa
We've previously discussed the right cut of meat--and the proper seasonings--to celebrate the birth of our savior. This week's podcast includes tips on whether you can bring kolache through TSA (spoilers: it's complicated).
Dec 17, 20252 min read


The dinosaurs would win the Feats of Strength
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall I look forward to a visit to Arlington's Interlochen neighborhood every year before Christmas. This weekend the Lights at Interlochen opened for their 50th year.
Dec 15, 20253 min read


The right seasoning to welcome the newborn
This week, #ScaiPod is taking a close look at how Arlington celebrates the holidays.
Dec 10, 20253 min read


Look to the pie
The Dallas Cowboys are preparing Thanksgiving dinner for 90,000 fans.
Nov 26, 20253 min read


On the proper foundation of a burrito and community
This week, I spent some time in Kerrville. You might remember, at least they hope you remember, they didn't have a particularly celebratory Fourth of July.
Nov 20, 20252 min read


JR Ewing can unite us all
After listening to so much, "Oh, the Left!" and "Oh, the Right!" you might be longing for a simpler time when the cardinal directions just loved each other. The federal government reopened this week much to the chagrin of news organizations that benefit from setting people aflame with partisan disagreement.
Nov 14, 20253 min read


I've spent years telling people who killed baseball in Montreal
This week, the Toronto Blue Jays won the first pennant by a team outside the United States since 1993. Naturally, the world is abuzz about the Montreal Expos.
Oct 23, 20253 min read


It's about the journey, man
I've continued workshopping names for the podcast. An associate presented a strong point: Perhaps I've overlooked simplicity.
Oct 10, 20252 min read


Come and *Blank* It
This week, we've been discussing the types of silverware that might be useful to load into your cannon if you ever wind up in a war with Mexico.
Oct 3, 20252 min read


Texas doesn't play around
This week marks an anniversary in Texas history. October 2 is the anniversary of the Battle of Gonzales which is considered the first battle of the Texas Revolution.
Sep 30, 20253 min read


Pickled lobster would certainly be creative
Big Tex may have donated his boots to the Smithsonian, but he's got some new kicks for the State Fair of Texas. He was welcoming finalists for the Big Tex Choice Awards this summer.
Sep 23, 20254 min read


The National Podcast of Texas
As the only American without a podcast, I have decided to start one of my own. Was AlanScaia.com a nice jumping-off point? Sure. It just...
Sep 12, 20253 min read


We are the dreamers of dreams
I’ve been yearning a lot lately. People don’t trust legacy news outlets anymore. I understand. Even here at #ScaiaBlog, my malcontent leanings have punctured the armor of this staid, calming influence I’ve had on your life.
Aug 27, 20252 min read


We can learn from the cowboys in Egypt
An important lesson kids learn is not to talk to strangers. So naturally, I’ve spent the past couple weeks wandering up to school after school to ask kids how they feel.
Aug 20, 20252 min read


Big Tex Goes to Washington
In just one month, we’ll be just one month from the State Fair of Texas. Almost two and a half million people went to last year’s fair, making it the biggest in the country, and at 24 days, it’s also the longest running.
Jul 28, 20252 min read


A belt buckle for a good cause
Back in the olden days, we used to joke about controlling the weather. In SuperOregon, the public relations guy for the Army chemical depot even agreed to record a commercial for my show asking me to stop accusing them of controlling the weather.
Jul 9, 20251 min read
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