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The northerners are being Texified
You might feel a lot of ways about the weather we're having. Today was a prime opportunity to shove my microphone in the face of people who were filling their gas tank.
Feb 10, 20212 min read


No cheering!
The editorial board here at 1 Scaianalysis Esplanade can only provide so many pick-me-ups.
Feb 5, 20212 min read


Let us rappel toward a brighter future
This week, Fort Worth started moving into a new city hall.
Feb 4, 20212 min read


We are ALL exhausted from hearing about it
I got my first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine today.
Jan 29, 20212 min read


If the Browns can win, shouldn't we all have hope?
I've been watching the impeachment proceedings today, listening to analysts breathlessly declare (at the risk of editorializing, some were even borderline agog) that never in history had a president been impeached twice.
Jan 13, 20213 min read


The blog of unity
Even the Germans think we've gone too far.
Jan 8, 20213 min read


When did we ever live in a certain time?!
Loyal Scaiaholics recall that, unfailingly, each December, I post a "year in review" blog. And by "unfailingly," I mean, "twice in the past five years."
Dec 31, 20202 min read


Maybe we all feel like Wile E. Coyote
I believe HIPAA laws dictate, when the COVID-19 vaccine becomes widely available, your healthcare provider is required to provide a doctor or nurse to administer the vaccine and also an assistant to take a picture of you smiling reassuringly into the camera and possibly giving a thumbs up.
Dec 30, 20202 min read


This year, we might all feel like Cousin Larry
This year, we all have a lot of grievances to air.
Dec 25, 20203 min read


Soon, we'll all be stayin' alive
I may never have mentioned this before, but I was in a minor fender bender (or kerfluffle, if you will) about six years ago. Each December, an associate texts me to congratulate me on my "staying alive anniversary."
Dec 17, 20203 min read


The elephant ear has arrived
Our nation may feel divided right now. We may have talk radio hosts who believe a civil war would be amazing for ratings.
Dec 11, 20203 min read


We can all help each other reach the green food
Movies about dinosaurs have long been an aid to the development of our society, despite the extinction of dinosaurs allowing humans to evolve. For instance, Jurassic Park taught us if Wayne Knight shows up with shaving cream, be wary: the dinosaurs will be fixin' to take back what's theirs.
Dec 7, 20202 min read


We could all use a spare ambulance
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall my rich history with the ambulance provider, MedStar.
Dec 2, 20202 min read


We DO have much to be thankful for
This Thanksgiving I'm thankful for humanity. Sure, society and I have had our disagreements, but this week is making us all focus on what we have to be thankful for.
I was at an affair Tuesday night in Dallas. While driving home, I noticed some thunderclouds lighting up. Thinking nothing of it, I went to sleep as the line of storms moved in.
Nov 25, 20202 min read


We DO all need that spirit
Today, Santa Claus is making his arrival at Galleria Dallas. You might think Santa Claus doesn't have to follow COVID-19 restrictions. You might be a fool.
Nov 20, 20202 min read


"Stay on guard" is a good slogan, though
Doctors and nurses are too good to call us idiots. That's how we got the phrase, "COVID fatigue," so they can gently inform us that wearing a mask without your nose tucked in doesn't, technically, perform the functions of a "mask."
Nov 18, 20202 min read


2020 HAS been a race for the ages
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall how my associates and I had plotted out an epic road trip to take in this year's Pendleton Round-Up in SuperOregon.
Nov 13, 20202 min read


The Alex Trebek Memorial Blog Post
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall my complicated history with Alex Trebek. All accounts are that Trebek (I’ll still really hit the “T,” but do so in a more somber fashion) was a wonderful man who established a genuine connection with fans and contestants.
Nov 10, 20202 min read


How America is like Blue Bell Ice Cream
This is a period of great political strife, and by "political strife," I mean, "We were all looking forward to seeing fewer political posts on Facebook."
Nov 6, 20203 min read


One third of you should not be complaining about the election
The year was 2016. On election night, I was catching up with elected officials at local watch parties .
Nov 4, 20203 min read
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