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Peanuts, Crackerjack and lobster
Each spring, I diligently trudge to Globe Life Field to help you, the consumer, make an educated choice at concessions stands.
Mar 273 min read


Learning to embrace the sweat and the Texas heat and the skeeters
Continuing the theme in which I'm an outlier by trying to give people hope for the future, the second half of the Major League season starts today.
Jul 18, 20242 min read


A Tejas cheesesteak is more in-your-face
The Texas Rangers' success has helped bring the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex together at a time when many of us seem split by political or ideological differences.
Jul 11, 20243 min read


Texas celebrates Boomstick Diversity
As defending world champions, the Texas Rangers recognized there is no off position on the genius switch, so they've been working during the offseason to innovate.
Mar 26, 20244 min read


Are you not entertained?!
I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season and put some money on the Rangers. Maybe the Rangers were shy of a 100 to one shot, but still, I do enjoy currency.
Oct 27, 20232 min read


Texas is the best at everything
The ALCS is taking place entirely in Texas. Whether you're a Rangers fan or Astros fan, Texas will represent the American League in the World Series.
Oct 13, 20233 min read


Hope is a good thing
Tampa Bay Rays' fans are taking a lot of criticism for the lowest attendance at an MLB playoff game in more than 100 years. We've covered this issue here at 1 Scaianalysis Esplanade, suggesting the fans should not be held accountable.
Oct 5, 20232 min read


The romance of the giant cheeseburger
Normally, Loyal Scaiaholics would turn to me in search of a review of the newest food available at professional sporting events. This year, I stopped at Globe Life Field just before Opening Day but then had to make an unexpected trip to Ohio, then I nearly made an even more unexpected trip to Oklahoma City.
Apr 9, 20234 min read


The Texas Rangers embrace our core values: hot dogs, nachos and brisket
This week, the Texas Rangers open their home schedule against Colorado. The lock-out may have delayed the start of the season, but we'll...
Apr 10, 20224 min read


I was anti-Atlanta before it was cool
This weekend, the Texas Rangers start their second home stand of 2021. Major League Soccer's FC Dallas also begins its season with a match in Frisco.
Apr 16, 20213 min read


This year, we're all 1994 Expos
The 1994 Montreal Expos had the best record in Major League Baseball. They had done away with the pinwheel hat that drew in Li'l Baby Scaia, but Moises Alou, Pedro Martinez and Montreal native Denis Boucher made up for that, opening up a six game lead in the National League East.
Apr 1, 20212 min read


No Booing!
This weekend, the 2020 MLB season is getting underway.
Jul 25, 20202 min read


No Touching!
My apologies, everyone. I'm pretty sure I'm responsible for this whole COVID-19 situation. I didn't realize it until this week.
Jul 11, 20203 min read
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