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310 gallons of gravy for dippin'
We all have beloved Thanksgiving traditions. I, for instance, wander into AT&T Stadium and help myself to some dinner.
Nov 23, 20232 min read


Remember the stair car
Near the infancy of #ScaiaBlog, we discussed the 50th anniversary of the assassination of John F. Kennedy. We've come so far since then.
Nov 22, 20233 min read


Are you not entertained?!
I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season and put some money on the Rangers. Maybe the Rangers were shy of a 100 to one shot, but still, I do enjoy currency.
Oct 27, 20232 min read


Texas is the best at everything
The ALCS is taking place entirely in Texas. Whether you're a Rangers fan or Astros fan, Texas will represent the American League in the World Series.
Oct 13, 20233 min read


Hope is a good thing
Tampa Bay Rays' fans are taking a lot of criticism for the lowest attendance at an MLB playoff game in more than 100 years. We've covered this issue here at 1 Scaianalysis Esplanade, suggesting the fans should not be held accountable.
Oct 5, 20232 min read


The salmon can get a bit bawdy
The governor of Oregon has spent her first year in office touring the state's counties to learn more about an issue we've discussed at length here at #ScaiaBlog: SuperOregon.
Sep 20, 20232 min read


A lot of things can happen in a hurry
After Labor Day, it’s only natural for a young man’s mind to turn to SuperOregon, but to ensure we don’t get too far ahead of ourselves, Texas Motor Speedway and PBR’s Ariat Texas Rattlers have partnered to show us, no matter our background or profession, we all share things in common.
Sep 7, 20232 min read


We've all dreamed of winning that Broyhill Sectional
We all grew up with Bob Barker. Over the past few days, we've been sharing memories of how we'd watch Price is Right when we were sick and home from school.
Aug 27, 20234 min read


ERCOT should hire Dennis Quaid to tell us to turn up our thermostats
"I'll just go ahead and make this heat wave about myself," I said this week as I hit the streets to shove my microphone in people's faces to ask how they feel. In my defense, when you meet someone from Ohio, I feel like it's natural to want to talk about Ohio.
Aug 24, 20232 min read


A marriage of lemons and cucumbers to overcome this heat wave
Of course, in my role as greatest radio journalist in Texas, I take very seriously the issue of the best tasting foods at the state fair. As such, my supervisor recently ordered me to taste this year’s Big Tex Choice Award finalists.
Aug 18, 20237 min read


Educating America's youth on wonderful crud
Several college radio stations in Indiana are doing a simulcast this weekend and invited alumni to come do shows.
Jul 28, 20233 min read


The Doughnut is funkifying Texas
The editorial board here at 1 Scaianalysis Esplanade has been feeling more contemplative lately, and that's why we have decided to weigh in on Voodoo Doughnuts opening a shop in Dallas.
Jul 12, 20233 min read


Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy the Declaration of Independence
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall how much I enjoy wandering into Heritage Auctions in Dallas and poking my nose around artifacts like the Holy Grail and a letter written by John Wilkes Booth where he laments the death of his whiskey flask.
Jul 7, 20233 min read


Acting classes should focus on how to frown thoughtfully at food
I take my role as hashtag: influencer very seriously. Anyone can tell based on the comprehensive page where I occasionally review TV shows I may or may not have seen at least one episode of.
Jun 21, 20232 min read


Even as I become older, I am not an old man
I've always been a trendsetter. For instance, I started telling people about how I'm getting old before it was cool to start telling people about getting old.
Jun 5, 20232 min read


So you're saying court cases DON'T play out in 44 minutes?!
A group of students at Covenant Classical School in Fort Worth have advanced to the national finals of a mock trial competition. I dropped in on one of their practice rounds before they left because you can never be too prepared for the day you wind up defending yourself in court.
May 19, 20233 min read


Jobu would never allow this travesty
Once again, Major League is playing out before our eyes.
May 15, 20233 min read


An homage to the helpers
I wonder if the shooting in Allen might lead to people arguing about politics on Facebook. That never happens, but this one stands out.
May 8, 20233 min read


The giant scissors industry is booming in Texas
I've been covering Greg Abbott since he first took Chuck Norris on the campaign trail more than eight years ago.
May 2, 20232 min read


I also hope we go back to patriotism
Some day, I'll meet a World War II veterans who's boring. Today was not that day.
Apr 28, 20232 min read
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