I’ve been yearning a lot lately. People don’t trust legacy news outlets anymore. I understand. Even here at #ScaiaBlog, my malcontent leanings have punctured the armor of this staid, calming influence I’ve had on your life.

Back in the olden days, we used to joke about controlling the weather. In SuperOregon, the public relations guy for the Army chemical depot even agreed to record a commercial for my show asking me to stop accusing them of controlling the weather.

Here at #ScaiaBlog, we’ve talked about how we’re never done growing as people. For instance, I pledged to someday beat a Tyrannosaurus Rex in a foot race.

A common theme here at #ScaiaBlog is the Germans are excellent at starting wars. In fact, modern philosopher Norm MacDonald encapsulated the Germans’ work during his last appearance on Letterman back in 2015.

Murder is wrong. That's an unusually #HotTake from the editorial board here at 1 Scaianalysis Esplanade, but we feel strongly about it.

"We've had a tough week. You know what everyone would like to see?" the Netflix algorithm surmised. "A TV show about an airplane flying into a wormhole."

We're all getting to work just fine today. We just won't get home tonight.

My past week has mainly consisted of me stumbling out of bed in the morning, loading the Texas Secretary of State's website and telling people how many of us voted the day before.

When you check into a hotel on vacation, you might not think the clerk has an interesting story to tell.

I understand, Oakland fans.

"How often should we post about politics on Facebook?" you might have asked as the election draws closer.

Sure, the Dallas Cowboys haven't enjoyed the Cincinnati Bengals' level of success these past few years, but few have. Still, fans have been frustrated, calling out, "Scaia wasn't even talkin' about his precious hometown team until a couple years ago. The term, 'bandwagon jumper,' is thrown around all too often these days, but in this case..."

In order to make you feel inadequate about your life's work, I recently met an 11 year old girl who has published a series of books.

We always have a great time talking about new dishes being served at stadiums around the Metroplex. One of the central themes is the innovation shown by the chefs for these teams.

As defending world champions, the Texas Rangers recognized there is no off position on the genius switch, so they've been working during the offseason to innovate.

"Why aren't they showing any of the 49ers girlfriends?!" an associate mentioned as we watched the Super Bowl. "That's favoritism."

Near the infancy of #ScaiaBlog, we discussed the 50th anniversary of the assassination of John F. Kennedy. We've come so far since then.

Tampa Bay Rays' fans are taking a lot of criticism for the lowest attendance at an MLB playoff game in more than 100 years. We've covered this issue here at 1 Scaianalysis Esplanade, suggesting the fans should not be held accountable.

The governor of Oregon has spent her first year in office touring the state's counties to learn more about an issue we've discussed at length here at #ScaiaBlog: SuperOregon.

Of course, in my role as greatest radio journalist in Texas, I take very seriously the issue of the best tasting foods at the state fair. As such, my supervisor recently ordered me to taste this year’s Big Tex Choice Award finalists.