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ERCOT should hire Dennis Quaid to tell us to turn up our thermostats
"I'll just go ahead and make this heat wave about myself," I said this week as I hit the streets to shove my microphone in people's faces to ask how they feel. In my defense, when you meet someone from Ohio, I feel like it's natural to want to talk about Ohio.
Aug 24, 20232 min read


Educating America's youth on wonderful crud
Several college radio stations in Indiana are doing a simulcast this weekend and invited alumni to come do shows.
Jul 28, 20233 min read


The Doughnut is funkifying Texas
The editorial board here at 1 Scaianalysis Esplanade has been feeling more contemplative lately, and that's why we have decided to weigh in on Voodoo Doughnuts opening a shop in Dallas.
Jul 12, 20233 min read


Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy the Declaration of Independence
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall how much I enjoy wandering into Heritage Auctions in Dallas and poking my nose around artifacts like the Holy Grail and a letter written by John Wilkes Booth where he laments the death of his whiskey flask.
Jul 7, 20233 min read


Acting classes should focus on how to frown thoughtfully at food
I take my role as hashtag: influencer very seriously. Anyone can tell based on the comprehensive page where I occasionally review TV shows I may or may not have seen at least one episode of.
Jun 21, 20232 min read


Even as I become older, I am not an old man
I've always been a trendsetter. For instance, I started telling people about how I'm getting old before it was cool to start telling people about getting old.
Jun 5, 20232 min read


So you're saying court cases DON'T play out in 44 minutes?!
A group of students at Covenant Classical School in Fort Worth have advanced to the national finals of a mock trial competition. I dropped in on one of their practice rounds before they left because you can never be too prepared for the day you wind up defending yourself in court.
May 19, 20233 min read


Jobu would never allow this travesty
Once again, Major League is playing out before our eyes.
May 15, 20233 min read


An homage to the helpers
I wonder if the shooting in Allen might lead to people arguing about politics on Facebook. That never happens, but this one stands out.
May 8, 20233 min read


The giant scissors industry is booming in Texas
I've been covering Greg Abbott since he first took Chuck Norris on the campaign trail more than eight years ago.
May 2, 20232 min read


I also hope we go back to patriotism
Some day, I'll meet a World War II veterans who's boring. Today was not that day.
Apr 28, 20232 min read


Carrier pigeons would hold an advantage with electric cars
Ford has joined the growing list of automakers who plan to phase out AM radio in their cars.
Apr 14, 20233 min read


The romance of the giant cheeseburger
Normally, Loyal Scaiaholics would turn to me in search of a review of the newest food available at professional sporting events. This year, I stopped at Globe Life Field just before Opening Day but then had to make an unexpected trip to Ohio, then I nearly made an even more unexpected trip to Oklahoma City.
Apr 9, 20234 min read


Don't Let Bad News Clog the Drain of Life
The people of Nashville must have overlooked my missive expressing displeasure with my role as a strange man wandering up to families outside schools. You're right to think the world is just awful, but #ScaiaBlog is about hope.
Mar 27, 20232 min read


An homage to the party sub as a unifying force
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall I long for a simpler time when kids could stumble into school a minute before 1st period started and still get to class on time. An era when we snuck out to pick up party subs during school.
Mar 23, 20232 min read


We can all learn from the steak
I have a brother who lives in California for some reason. He doesn't seem any happier about it than the rest of us, so he recently spent some time visiting Texas.
Mar 6, 20233 min read


Family, flavors and food ARE bigger in Texas
Every time a sports team has me show up to test their new menu, I think, "They'll never find another place to hide cheese!" And every time, I'm wrong.
Feb 24, 20234 min read


These surveys are good fer nothin'
Preply reports Americans like seven accents better than Texas. Seven! I question these results.
Feb 16, 20233 min read


Martin Luther King and I struggled in speech class for different reasons
Hot take: Martin Luther King Jr was an inspirational figure. He was an activist who used nonviolent action to advance civil rights for people who'd been discriminated against for generations.
Jan 18, 20233 min read


We should all be trying to win the game of life
Damar Hamlin's story has become a rallying point for a world that's been borderline stressed out the past few years. He's recovering and has been transferred to a hospital in Buffalo.
Jan 10, 20233 min read
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