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If only the insurance industry had more middlemen
Murder is wrong.
That's an unusually #HotTake from the editorial board here at 1 Scaianalysis Esplanade, but we feel strongly about it.
Feb 10, 20253 min read


The triceratops lobby would be strongly pro-horn
"We've had a tough week. You know what everyone would like to see?" the Netflix algorithm surmised. "A TV show about an airplane flying into a wormhole."
Feb 3, 20253 min read


If we stand together, we can move this metaphorical piano known as the United States
There hasn't been much going on in the news the past few days, so I decided to catch up on Perfect Strangers.
Jan 20, 20253 min read


"This is golf weather," explains Montana.
We're all getting to work just fine today. We just won't get home tonight.
Jan 8, 20252 min read


He was "hammering away on our house"
I met Jimmy Carter in 2014. He had come to Fort Worth to work on a Habitat for Humanity build. He worked on several houses in the same neighborhood, and when I say, "worked," I mean, "He was actually working."
Dec 29, 20242 min read


A hula hoop he wants!
Each year, I head to Grapevine when the mayor pardons a turkey for Thanksgiving.
Dec 20, 20242 min read


Christmas IS awesome
Each year, I drop in Arlington's Interlochen neighborhood to see their holiday displays.
Dec 13, 20242 min read


Find your why
"Wait, Scaia was in a car crash?" you might be thinking to yourself. "Because he, like, never talks about it."
Dec 6, 20242 min read


Which part of the chicken is shaped like a star?
We all know the history of the first Thanksgiving... allegedly. Our schools have been glossing over the fact Texas had a bigger Thanksgiving led by the Catholics [so you can be sure it was more rootin' and tootin' than the event in New England] a full 23 years before the pilgrims.
Nov 27, 20242 min read


As you can see, West Philadelphia is chillin' out, maxin'
Leading up to the election, pundits and wags confidently explained to us who would win. They do this every four years to provide us all with information, of course, not sensationalize a story to fill hours upon hours of airtime with space for commercials.
Nov 8, 20243 min read


Whoever heard of a political candidate just showing up for a picture?!
My past week has mainly consisted of me stumbling out of bed in the morning, loading the Texas Secretary of State's website and telling people how many of us voted the day before.
Oct 27, 20242 min read


Everyone wants to be an American
In just a few weeks, we'll choose our next president of the United States. This is a wonderful opportunity to participate in our nation's government, which is an opportunity many people around the world don't have.
Oct 16, 20242 min read


You gotta be ready; you never know
When you check into a hotel on vacation, you might not think the clerk has an interesting story to tell.
Oct 10, 20242 min read


Rage into the night
I understand, Oakland fans.
Oct 3, 20242 min read


Springfield is a lovely community
"How often should we post about politics on Facebook?" you might have asked as the election draws closer.
Oct 1, 20242 min read


How to take a 4,000 mile road trip with the check engine light on
I've wrecked news car after news car. Just news car after news car. But the pick-up truck I own in real life has remained consistent.
Sep 17, 20243 min read


A Gluten Plus guide to the Cowboys' new menu
Sure, the Dallas Cowboys haven't enjoyed the Cincinnati Bengals' level of success these past few years, but few have. Still, fans have been frustrated, calling out, "Scaia wasn't even talkin' about his precious hometown team until a couple years ago. The term, 'bandwagon jumper,' is thrown around all too often these days, but in this case..."
Sep 5, 20244 min read


To every fun size candy bar, there is a season
Back in 2015, I was covering a Veterans Day event in Fort Worth. During an interview, someone took the time to come up, loop an American flag through my belt and take a picture.
Aug 30, 20242 min read


The Mona Lisa of sports collectibles
Have you ever thought, "Sure, I've got $15 million burnin' a hole in my pocket, but what's the right piece of baseball memorabilia for me?!"
Aug 19, 20242 min read


If I could grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals...
In order to make you feel inadequate about your life's work, I recently met an 11 year old girl who has published a series of books.
Aug 6, 20242 min read
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