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An analysis of "I voted" stickers
Loyal Scaiaholics understand my controversialposition that we're all mammals. Perhaps this idea is more important than ever as we approach the 2020 election.
Oct 29, 20203 min read


How will we survive these frigid temperatures?!
This morning, the ambulance provider, MedStar, reported they had a spike in calls about crashes in the rain Monday and cold weather.
Oct 27, 20201 min read


Dirk seemed really excited about those carrots
The phrase, "In these uncertain times," is thrown around all too often right now, mainly by corporations who want to assure you that spending money with them can return you to a sense of normalcy. But in these uncertain times, we could stand to see something positive.
Oct 22, 20202 min read


My taxes paid for that jet!
This weekend, the Bell Fort Worth Alliance Air Show is taking place, giving us all a chance to stop posting diatribes about politics online for a few minutes and watch some airplanes.
Oct 16, 20202 min read


How do you make a Dallas road feel smooth?!
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall last week, when I explained how my pick-up truck, 15 years old and a stalwart representative of American know-how, logged its 200,000 mile.
Oct 9, 20203 min read


My truck can unite us all
Earlier this year, I learned many of my Facebook associates are epidemiologists who specialize in the study of coronaviruses, posting articles and commenting on other people's posts with strongly worded opinions about how viruses work.
Sep 30, 20202 min read


The Cowboys and I Agree on Whether to Think
The Dallas Cowboys can only open AT&T Stadium to 25% capacity. Their first home game was last weekend against Atlanta, and the Cowboys launched a program with their food vendor to deliver concessions stand items to people's homes.
Sep 25, 20203 min read


You'll Outlive Us All, Light Bulb
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall how I've covered the Palace Theater's stalwart light bulb vigorously. And by "vigorously," I mean, "once."
Sep 21, 20202 min read


We ARE All Americans
At the risk of editorializing, I think many of us would agree 2020 has been a borderline grind.
Sep 11, 20202 min read


Scholars Needed an 11 Year Study to Learn Umpires Are NOT Perfect
Years ago, before society was discontinued, I made a tragically brief run at becoming a Major League umpire.
Sep 7, 20202 min read


But Who Will Tell Us What to Think!?
Back at Ball State, I had a professor who proudly declared he would fail anyone who used the term "tragic" in a news script. We called him Professor Carlin because he looked somewhat like George Carlin.
Sep 3, 20203 min read


We'd All Feel More at Ease if Daniel Stern Were Narrating the Pandemic
Around the world, people are using technology to develop a COVID-19 vaccine in record time and make sure the next generation can receive its education.
Aug 28, 20203 min read


There IS Too Much Goin' on in the World
There's a good chance things are going to get worse before they get better.
A Facebook memory popped up today to remind me that three years ago, I was covering Hurricane Harvey. The wind blew out the windows of the news car.
Aug 26, 20202 min read


Couldn't We All Use a Care Coordinator?
This week, the li'l munchkins of TCU are moving into their dorms. TCU has taken steps to try to slow the spread of COVID-19. They'll isolate students who test positive and set them up with care coordinators to set up virtual classwork.
Aug 10, 20203 min read


The Dayton Project
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall I spent much of last week in Dayton, Ohio, where television's Bronson Pinchot starred in my birthday celebration.
Aug 3, 20203 min read


How Classic Sitcoms Can Heal America
Loyal Scaiaholics know two things about me: 1.) I am a celebrity goat milking champion. 2.) I am a connoisseur of sitcoms of the 1980s.These two items came together in remarkable fashion this week.
Jul 30, 20202 min read


No Booing!
This weekend, the 2020 MLB season is getting underway.
Jul 25, 20202 min read


A Case for Not Being Verified
Fellow reporters and academics and a bunch of people I didn't verify have been complaining on Twitter that they had lost the ability to tweet.
Jul 17, 20203 min read


No Touching!
My apologies, everyone. I'm pretty sure I'm responsible for this whole COVID-19 situation. I didn't realize it until this week.
Jul 11, 20203 min read


A Tutorial for Wandering onto Highways
One of my hobbies is wandering onto highways.
Jun 23, 20203 min read
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