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We pledge to ship watermelons and do the other things
During my trip to SuperOregon this month, several associates reminded me I have not followed through on any of my get-rich-quick schemes. Specifically, they yearn to shop at Big Scai's Beer Frontier.
Sep 27, 20223 min read


The Watermelons Have More Caffeine Than Coke
This COVID-19 situation is wearing on everyone. Some of us have reacted by wandering into Dealey Plaza. I don’t understand why people thought that was questionable. It’s not as though anything bad has happened there before.
Apr 23, 20202 min read
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