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In which I unravel Big Pumpkin's master plan to divert our attention
"How do we get people to stop arguing about COVID?" the marketing consultant in the red tie asked the marketing consultant in the blue tie. "And start arguing about our product?"
Aug 25, 20212 min read


How to save a life AND win a free trip to Ohio
Listen, society, we've been through a lot. Even outside of Texas legislators on the lam, COVID-19 hospitalizations have more than doubled in the past month, crime has been trending up in Dallas and other cities, the Moops caused a stand-off on a highway in Massachusetts, and crews have been clearing the site of the condo collapse in Florida.
Jul 22, 20213 min read


The blog of unity
Even the Germans think we've gone too far.
Jan 8, 20213 min read


We ARE All Americans
At the risk of editorializing, I think many of us would agree 2020 has been a borderline grind.
Sep 11, 20202 min read
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