As a beloved member of the American Youth Baseball Hall of Fame, loyal Scaiaholics will recall my history as a baseball umpire.

This weekend, the Texas Rangers start their second home stand of 2021. Major League Soccer's FC Dallas also begins its season with a match in Frisco.

Years ago, before society was discontinued, I made a tragically brief run at becoming a Major League umpire.

My apologies, everyone. I'm pretty sure I'm responsible for this whole COVID-19 situation. I didn't realize it until this week.