"The munchkins need something fun and lighthearted while they're home for spring break," parents across the area have been thinking. "Let's teach them about the Titanic."

Loyal Scaiaholics will recall how much I enjoy wandering into Heritage Auctions in Dallas and poking my nose around artifacts like the Holy Grail and a letter written by John Wilkes Booth where he laments the death of his whiskey flask.