"Why aren't they showing any of the 49ers girlfriends?!" an associate mentioned as we watched the Super Bowl. "That's favoritism."

Loyal Scaiaholics will recall I jumped pretty hard on the Cincinnati Bengals bandwagon. But everyone jumped on the bandwagon [which, I suspect, is what makes it a bandwagon], so I couldn't find an acceptable shirt to watch the Super Bowl last weekend.

The editorial board here at 1 Scaianalysis Esplanade can only provide so many pick-me-ups.