Loyal Scaiaholics will recall I am a member of the world's brain trust. As such, the greatest minds on the planet met in Fort Worth last week to solve the world's most pressing issues and also gain a greater understanding of the history that led us this far.

My group of social misfits meets often to solve the world's problems. Having said that, our most recent meeting of the minds was a limerick writin' contest.

Loyal Scaiaholics will recall I am, in addition to my tremendous modesty, one of the smartest people on Earth. Each week, Mensa sends a newsletter titled, "Weekly Brainwave."

I may never have mentioned this before, but I'm one of the smartest people on the planet. Having said that, a guy from H&R Block still had to come to one of our meetings recently to explain how to do our taxes.

A few years ago, I learned I'm one of the smartest people on the planet. Mensa, you see, was holding its Annual Gathering in Fort Worth.