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We are the dreamers of dreams
I’ve been yearning a lot lately. People don’t trust legacy news outlets anymore. I understand. Even here at #ScaiaBlog, my malcontent leanings have punctured the armor of this staid, calming influence I’ve had on your life.
Aug 272 min read


Find your why
"Wait, Scaia was in a car crash?" you might be thinking to yourself. "Because he, like, never talks about it."
Dec 6, 20242 min read


A millennial's guide to financial solvency
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall I'm not an old man. In fact, I am a millennial.
But, in a sequence of events many of us experience, I have been getting older. This week, I turn 40.
Jul 27, 20213 min read


What does this hold for the future of digestive health commercials?!
Rush Limbaugh may have been divisive, but regardless of your position on his politics he was a pioneer.
Feb 18, 20213 min read


The northerners are being Texified
You might feel a lot of ways about the weather we're having. Today was a prime opportunity to shove my microphone in the face of people who were filling their gas tank.
Feb 10, 20212 min read


We DO have much to be thankful for
This Thanksgiving I'm thankful for humanity. Sure, society and I have had our disagreements, but this week is making us all focus on what we have to be thankful for.
I was at an affair Tuesday night in Dallas. While driving home, I noticed some thunderclouds lighting up. Thinking nothing of it, I went to sleep as the line of storms moved in.
Nov 25, 20202 min read


We DO all need that spirit
Today, Santa Claus is making his arrival at Galleria Dallas. You might think Santa Claus doesn't have to follow COVID-19 restrictions. You might be a fool.
Nov 20, 20202 min read


"Stay on guard" is a good slogan, though
Doctors and nurses are too good to call us idiots. That's how we got the phrase, "COVID fatigue," so they can gently inform us that wearing a mask without your nose tucked in doesn't, technically, perform the functions of a "mask."
Nov 18, 20202 min read


In Which I Discuss Balding with First Responders
A Scaiaholic recently asked what I think of the protests that have been ongoing across the country. I haven't blogged about the case in Minneapolis because George Floyd's death and the response are not funny. I understand both sides.
Jun 3, 20203 min read
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