Much like our nation, Curly's Frozen Custard is never finished. They're always growing, always evolving.

Gallop reports we've never been less proud to be Americans. At the risk of editorializing, we should be proud. Heading into Independence Day, we should celebrate our right to argue with each other on Facebook. Many parts of the world don't have that luxury.

If you're thinking this pandemic was just cooked up in a darkened room by my opponents in the celebrity hot dog eating contest in Fort Worth each Independence Day, you might be right.