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The pandemic of love is a curious thing
I've now been blogging about COVID-19 for about a year and a half. As a society, we've used that time to argue constantly, and totally...
Aug 10, 20213 min read


Sometimes, we all need help
This week, Texas got about two million doses of the COVID-19 vaccine. Despite the pause in the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, local health departments have not paused efforts to improve distribution.
Apr 22, 20213 min read


Questing to return to precedented times
Earlier this week, I was charged with investigating lines at the vaccine hub at Fair Park in Dallas.
Feb 26, 20213 min read


No cheering!
The editorial board here at 1 Scaianalysis Esplanade can only provide so many pick-me-ups.
Feb 5, 20212 min read


We are ALL exhausted from hearing about it
I got my first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine today.
Jan 29, 20212 min read


Maybe we all feel like Wile E. Coyote
I believe HIPAA laws dictate, when the COVID-19 vaccine becomes widely available, your healthcare provider is required to provide a doctor or nurse to administer the vaccine and also an assistant to take a picture of you smiling reassuringly into the camera and possibly giving a thumbs up.
Dec 30, 20202 min read


Soon, we'll all be stayin' alive
I may never have mentioned this before, but I was in a minor fender bender (or kerfluffle, if you will) about six years ago. Each December, an associate texts me to congratulate me on my "staying alive anniversary."
Dec 17, 20203 min read


"Stay on guard" is a good slogan, though
Doctors and nurses are too good to call us idiots. That's how we got the phrase, "COVID fatigue," so they can gently inform us that wearing a mask without your nose tucked in doesn't, technically, perform the functions of a "mask."
Nov 18, 20202 min read


2020 HAS been a race for the ages
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall how my associates and I had plotted out an epic road trip to take in this year's Pendleton Round-Up in SuperOregon.
Nov 13, 20202 min read


You'll Outlive Us All, Light Bulb
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall how I've covered the Palace Theater's stalwart light bulb vigorously. And by "vigorously," I mean, "once."
Sep 21, 20202 min read


We ARE All Americans
At the risk of editorializing, I think many of us would agree 2020 has been a borderline grind.
Sep 11, 20202 min read


Couldn't We All Use a Care Coordinator?
This week, the li'l munchkins of TCU are moving into their dorms. TCU has taken steps to try to slow the spread of COVID-19. They'll isolate students who test positive and set them up with care coordinators to set up virtual classwork.
Aug 10, 20203 min read


No Booing!
This weekend, the 2020 MLB season is getting underway.
Jul 25, 20202 min read


No Touching!
My apologies, everyone. I'm pretty sure I'm responsible for this whole COVID-19 situation. I didn't realize it until this week.
Jul 11, 20203 min read


The Grand Champion of Socially Distanced Hot Dogs
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall I honor the birth of our great nation, much like John Hancock and George Washington, by eatin' hot dogs.
Jul 3, 20202 min read


A Hootenanny for the Class of 2020
Tonight, Fort Worth ISD will host a city-wide graduation celebration for the class of 2020. As a man who graduated in the elite top 75 percent of his high school class, I can understand the importance of a celebration like this.
May 28, 20203 min read


The Manifesto Industry's Golden Age
Back in aught-five, I had settled into Hermiston, SuperOregon. Recent College Graduate Scaia was longing for a new adventure. Growing up in the heart of the Cincinnati-Dayton corridor and visiting family in New York and New England as a young'n, I was ready to get away from it all.
May 20, 20202 min read


A Fairly Rational Person's Essay on Universal Consciousness
These "safer at home" and "shelter in place" and "don't leave the doggone house because the virus might not affect you, but it will affect the li'l ol' lady down the street if you breathe on her" orders have been wearing on all of us.
May 15, 20203 min read


"Mexican Pesto" Would Be a Good Name for a Wrestler
My assignment at work today included all the excitement of people in Dallas arguing with each other about COVID-19 and a review of election law! You know it's a productive day when you email the web guys a story that has a link to a PDF from the Texas attorney general's office.
May 5, 20202 min read


Sometimes, We All Need to Be Caressed in Fort Worth
Sure, you might think I have too much free time . But you might also be a fool. An associate had the good sense to shift away from her job in media. She opened up an arts and crafts shop on Fort Worth's burgeoning Near Southside. But she opened just before society was discontinued. She's still working but now does a lot of her work remotely. And I needed something to do while reviewing the hit movies of the 1980s as in the link above. JuJu Knits had started advertising kits
Apr 30, 20203 min read
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