Murder is wrong. That's an unusually #HotTake from the editorial board here at 1 Scaianalysis Esplanade, but we feel strongly about it.

"Wait, Scaia was in a car crash?" you might be thinking to yourself. "Because he, like, never talks about it."

I might never have mentioned this before, but I was in a bit of a fender bender a few years back.

The people of Nashville must have overlooked my missive expressing displeasure with my role as a strange man wandering up to families outside schools. You're right to think the world is just awful, but #ScaiaBlog is about hope.

Loyal Scaiaholics will recall I've never had an at-fault crash in a news car. I have been fired for a crash. Maybe they did the right thing, though. I was wrong to order that hurricane.

I may never have mentioned this before, but I was in a minor fender bender (or kerfluffle, if you will) about six years ago. Each December, an associate texts me to congratulate me on my "staying alive anniversary."

Loyal Scaiaholics will recall my rich history with the ambulance provider, MedStar.

I've spent much of the past week in Houston.