I take my role as hashtag: influencer very seriously. Anyone can tell based on the comprehensive page where I occasionally review TV shows I may or may not have seen at least one episode of.

During my trip to SuperOregon this month, several associates reminded me I have not followed through on any of my get-rich-quick schemes. Specifically, they yearn to shop at Big Scai's Beer Frontier.

A new school year is starting. Perhaps you'd think a man who does not, to his knowledge, have any children should avoid wandering up to parents with small kids outside a school. Perhaps you are a fool.