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Peanuts, Crackerjack and lobster
Each spring, I diligently trudge to Globe Life Field to help you, the consumer, make an educated choice at concessions stands.
Mar 273 min read
The sacrificial Pop-Tart gives hope to us all
While I was visiting the fam for Christmas, Ohio State skipped town and went to Arlington to take my place in Texas.
Dec 30, 20232 min read


Don't Let Bad News Clog the Drain of Life
The people of Nashville must have overlooked my missive expressing displeasure with my role as a strange man wandering up to families outside schools. You're right to think the world is just awful, but #ScaiaBlog is about hope.
Mar 27, 20232 min read
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